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Francine: I slipped at the market and landed on my head and nose. The manager was so scared I was gonna sue, he gave me… FREE STEAKS! AHHH!
Roger: Smart. There’s no way a lawsuit could have been more lucritive than two supermarket steaks.
(Source: whymattwhy)